Life Jack Association.

the world

2011-05-10T05:34:00.003+14:00

The world continues to spin round even if i don't care.
And it still spins when i do care.
Manga helps keep sadness at bay hahaha

science ethnic minorities malay singapore IHS sparknotes little girls evolution of man anglo chinese school independent raffles instituition chinese high owns all sports study results integration of society in USA african americans negro britain war civil war freedom riders fire stone harry potter and the goblet of fire harry potter last book final book pokemon pikachu fire red cheats codes for games jimmy neutron counter strike hacks map hacks for warcraft wall hack speed hack mega hack vaccuum hack vaccum hack god hack max hp cheat code breaker codes earning free cash google seacrh site kayaking canoeing fast and furious random cutie fire hole in the crash destroy story of power house of the dead cheats blog canoeist apache nelo kayaks national teams timings secret training

oh man

2011-03-25T04:40:00.003+14:00

An expression used to convey the instinctive reaction to a stimulus, be it a physical object or an abstract thought.

The nature of the reaction conveyed can be discerned from a combination of the context in which the 'oh man' was delivered and the intonation with which the 'oh man' was delivered.

http://www.urbandictionary.com <-- haha so cool.

"Fucktard"

1)
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
-A fucking retard
-A retarded fuck
-A fuck, who is also retarded

2)
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
-Most catholic girls are fucktards.

3)
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
-Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!

4)
noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.

Edit:
lol got one more i thought was funny-

"Fucktardation"

1)
a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

cmc

2011-02-17T05:44:00.002+14:00

Confederate Marine Corps Powered Combat Suit

The CMC-200 is known to have the following features:

-- Air conditioner (a "backpack" which channels heat away from the body)

--Visor System: Lights flicker on the interior of the visor's rim acting as a basic guide. Green, yellow and presumably red feature, keeping the user informed of the suit's integrity.

--Shoulder housed ammunition reloads and sensor arrays.

--Structural support (supports the user's body, eg. adjusts itself to fit a firing stance, improving the gunner's aim).

--Salvage System: Should the suit's arm or leg be breached, the suit seals it off in a tourniquet.

--Immunity to most small arms fire. A needle gun can penetrate the suit, however.

--Seven day endurance on internal recycling alone.

--Basic NBC (nuclear/biological/chemical) shielding.

--Limited life support.

i want one.

circus

2011-02-16T06:07:00.000+14:00

oh and another dream i had if i ever failed to make a time machine, i would join a circus.

time travel

2011-02-16T05:41:00.002+14:00

One of the things i dream of building is a time travel machine

Bartimaeus

2011-02-10T18:21:00.003+14:00

Djinn - powerful spirits able to sustain high-powered magical attacks for a short period. Bartimaeus is a fourteenth level Djinn, and is listed as an extremely dangerous being. Djinn of his caliber -- and Djinn in general -- are sneaky but very creative, and able to complete nearly any task set to them.
I want one as a pet.
sigh

Confusion

2011-02-09T23:56:00.002+14:00

Confusion - The foe is hit by a weak telekinetic force. It may also leave the foe confused.

* Does not make contact
* Affected by Protect
* Not affected by Magic Coat
* Not affected by Snatch
* Affected by BrightPowder
* Not affected by King's Rock

Confusion affects Pokémon for 1 to 4 turns; across that range the exact duration is randomly determined. Each turn that a Pokémon is confused, there is a 50% chance that it will attack itself and be unable to take any other action during that turn.

Self-inflicted attacks are never critical hits.

1. The victim has a 76.6% chance of damaging itself at least once, a 35.9% chance of damaging itself at least twice, a 10.9% chance of damaging itself at least three times, and a 1.6% chance of damaging itself four times. There is a 23.4% chance that confusion will have no effect whatsoever.

2. The victim has a 40.6% chance of damaging itself exactly once, a 25% chance of damaging itself exactly twice, a 9.4% chance of damaging itself exactly three times, and (obviously) a 1.6% chance of damaging itself exactly four times.

3. On average, 1.25 attacks are prevented, and damage equal to an attack with a power rating of 50 is caused.

Point 3 shows why it is a solid move in the long run: like most attacks, it costs a turn to use, but on average it costs the victim more than one turn.

Your Pokemon is confused, It hurt itself in confusion. haha

Billie

2011-02-02T06:02:00.003+14:00

What i would be if i spent less time playing my girlfriend.

<3 pokemon

hen lei

2011-01-31T02:38:00.002+14:00

So drained, even my girlfriend can't keep me awake anymore.

"Weight training causes micro-tears to the muscles being trained; this is generally known as microtrauma. These micro-tears in the muscle contribute to the soreness felt after exercise, called delayed onset muscle soreness (DOMS). It is the repair to these micro-trauma that result in muscle growth." -wiki-ed

Freaking legs are so sore, it pains just to take off my pants.
Had a discussion with someone, on whether the ache/sore felt in our legs from running like hamsters were caused by lactic acid or micro-tears.

"Although it may seem counterintuitive, physical improvements to your muscles and cardiovascular system do not occur while running. Improvements occur between runs, following the stimulus of running. In other words, if you don't give yourself enough time to repair after a run, you will actually get slower and eventually injure yourself." -(a)

really?!? we had run training freaking 6 days in a row. My legs were still ache-ing like mad before each training.... lol

"When we run longer, steeper, and/or faster than usual, micro-tears (small rips) occur in our muscles (as well as other metabolic byproduct damage), resulting in temporary soreness and dysfunction. In small doses, these micro-tears are good because they force our bodies to repair with more tolerance of speed and endurance for the next run." -(a)

Alright, so it says mirco-tears do occur in our muscles, along with other metabolic byproduct which i assume to be lactic acid. Well googling around more...

"On the contrary, lactic acid only accumulates within muscle during relatively short, highly intense exercise such as sprint swimming or running. Endurance athletes, such as marathon runners for example can have near-resting lactic acid levels following a race despite being exhausted " -(b)

20x400m sprints and 43x10s steep muddy slope runs can be considered relatively short and highly intense right? sigh so tired, bound by shadows.

(a) http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/sunrunexperts/archive/2009/01/24/why-does-running-require-so-much-recovery.aspx
(b) http://www.sport-fitness-advisor.com/lactic-acid.html

nuu

2011-01-13T05:35:00.002+14:00

omg first the speakers died
now bsod and cannot turn on!?
ok its on now, after opening and cleaning her.
ahh she's getting old and dying and no time to reformat.
more like lazy.

27 degrees

2011-01-12T02:37:00.002+14:00

Back in Singapore again.
27 degrees thats damn cold!
I missed my girl so dearly, but freaking speakers spoiled, soundless now.
Wonder how my 2.7k toy is doing now, layers of dust covering it i hope. (pray no one used it)

Checklist for 2011:
Cataclysm
DC universe online
Crysis 2
Portal 2
Diablo 3
Starcraft 2

Hope it rains moneies in my room tonight.

2011

2011-01-01T23:43:00.002+14:00

Happy new year!

Some goals for me!
1) Clear cataclysm raid.
2) 80kg
3) 3'40"
4) SEA games owned.
5) Hair long enough to have a pony tail!

Damn I have changed so much, learnt as much, but never regretting my actions.
But damn I hate changing.
Hope that when I change, it's for the better.

I swear this will be the last normal post of the year.

---winter in hungary---

step 1

2010-12-08T21:43:00.000+14:00

entering the game card, thats step 1 done.

CATACLYSM

2010-12-08T05:22:00.002+14:00

Someone asked me, hey have you gotten into a real fight before?
I replied, never ever fought before.
Another asked me, but you fight! In games!
I replied, not even in games. I cast spells in games. Pewsshhh.... boom!

Yes i have decided.
I am bringing cataclysm into my life.
I am going to regret it.
I know i am going to really regret it.
But its part of life, regretting.
Gotta enjoy what i can when i can.

Shadow orbs anyone?

--
biggnome

Split Personality

2010-12-07T05:44:00.002+14:00

Dissociative identity disorder is a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a condition in which a person displays multiple distinct identities or personalities (known as alter egos or alters), each with its own pattern of perceiving and interacting with the environment.

wow alter personalities? imagine how cool it will be to have one or more, and be able to choose which one is in control!

i want a split personality!!, its name will be lacus.
lacus will be the violet, rebellious, arrogant, sly, cunning, mysterious alternate personality.
it has long sharpened pointy shoulder length hair, gold/yellow in color.
has a luffy scar on it cheek.
it has enhanced senses, increased physical strength, seemingly control over nature.
but lacus will usually suppressed and hidden.
however both of my personalities would have a weakness for games!
lacus only bares its fangs in games, and it knows.

canoeing at asian games

2010-11-23T01:10:00.007+14:00

ARTICLE ON THE 6 GIRLS GOING TO ASIAN GAMES -STRAIT TIMES-

To summarize:

Above are the 6 girls wenting to Asian games 2010!!
Events they are racing (i think its these...):
k1 200m, k1 500m, k2 500m, k4 500m

Results so far:
(221110)
k2 500m heats: 1:54.214
k1 500m heats: 2:02.124
k1 200m heats: 47.680

...to be updated...

spanish fly

2010-11-22T04:07:00.002+14:00

http://www.spanishfly1.com/index.htm
go take a look!
sells aphrodisiac for males and females,
penis enlargement spray (wtf how does it work??? make it swell as though it got stung by bees? wahaha),
weight loss pills,
pheromones to attract both males and females! (this one is cool)

drink spiking:
"Most cases of drink spiking occur with the intention of sexual assault or robbery. Other reasons include kidnapping, anger toward the chosen victim or entertainment. Young women are the most common targets of this illegal crime, although approximately 11% of men are victims as well."

GHB- much like ecstasy, odorless and colorless. causes sleepiness, amnesia, bla bla. 10-20 mins for effects to kick in.
Ketamine- used by vets to anesthetize animals. its liquid form so its gotta be injected. fail.
Rohypnol- pill form! and it dissolves like redoxon in water! takes 15-30 mins to K.O. the person drinking it. Some has blue dye added to it to prevent drink spiking so take note to add it to a darker colored beverage.

kek.

ord

2010-11-13T23:25:00.001+14:00

SHIT i forgot to post this,

OOOOOOOO
RRRRRRRRR
DDDDDDDDD

loh!!!!!!!!!

ordinary people

2010-11-05T16:18:00.001+14:00

Yup, i am going to be an ORDinary guy soon. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Jim Beam

2010-11-01T06:58:00.002+14:00

Is a brand of bourbon whiskey. Bourbon is an American whiskey, a type of distilled spirit, made primarily from corn(maize) and named for Bourbon County, Kentucky.
Ugh and it tastes not nice. Bleh.

I finally had the chance to be under the influence of alcohol! Really cool feeling. Taking alcohol really pushes your mind to the limit, forcing your brain cells to work harder and harder as your central nervous system starts to fail. You know you are losing it and you can literally feel your dendrites clawing out desperately onto your consciousness. Giving up is really easy, but trying to retain your sanity is the fun part. I think the point of drinking with friends from now on, is to try and make everyone else KO before you.

Coma stage:
-Complete unconsciousness
-Depressed or abolished reflexes
-Subnormal body temperature
-Incontinence
-Impairment of circulation and respiration
-Possible death

AND Paranormal Activity 2 is really good! Dont buy popcorn/food-that-you-have-to-hold while watching it. Confirm it will end up all over the floor. Cheers to the time trial and to my ever nearing ORD date. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Lava Shit

2010-10-30T20:27:00.003+14:00

Imagine a volcano erupting, spewing chunks of molten rock and lava. Now imagine shit, dark brown smelly shit. Now imagine both of that coming out of your ass. Lava Shit.

Common causes of lava shit are:
1)Mc Spicy burger.
2)Double Mc Spicy burger.
3)Ma La Hotpot of doom.
4)Spicy Tom Yum anything.
5)Foods with a tiny chili icon beside its name in the menu.
6)The sweet chili given together with the bee hoon mee at S11.

Common remedies for post lava shit trauma (the damn stinging sensation that lingers around the hole which only intensifies when clenched):
1)Rinse with cold running water for 5 mins.
2)Rinse with cold running water for 10 mins.
3)Rinse with cold running water for 15 mins.

Disambiguation:
1)The Mudslide - Much like the lava shit, its chunky and flows like lava. But its not hot, cool as mud. Watch out for splashes.
2)The Waterfall - No chunks. Just rapid flow of black brown stinking liquid. Sometimes bubbly. Watch out for splashes.
3)Diarrhea - Usually a combination of The Mudslide and The Waterfall together with vomiting and the occasional fever.

Cheers.

Salvation

2010-10-24T16:59:00.002+14:00

The day is drawing nearer as each day ends! The day where we no longer have to dread, complain about, sigh at. ORD soon loh!

and what do i do after i ORD?

Monday: wake up at 6am. expend energy till 10am. eat lunch till 12noon. sleep* till 4pm. expend more energy till 7pm. dinner till 9pm. sleep at 12am.
Tuesday: same as monday
Wednesday: same as monday too.
Thursday: same as monday too too.
Friday: same as monday too too too.
Saturday: wake up at 6am. expend energy till 10am. eat lunch till 12noon. go out watch a movie/dinner till 7pm. time with my girlfriend till 4am.
Sunday: wake up at 12 noon. time with my girlfriend till 12am

I gotta love my bah long long life.
*= can me replaced with "time with my girlfriend"

Feeling inspired to blog nonsense again.

ideas: new form of transportation

2010-09-07T03:23:00.005+14:00

i call it the RCRT, stands for rail catapult rapid transit.
rail because its going to work like a rail gun to catapult people over a fixed distance.\

frm wiki:

A railgun consists of two parallel metal rails (hence the name) connected to an electrical power supply. When a conductive projectile is inserted between the rails (at the end connected to the power supply), it completes the circuit. Electrons flow from the negative terminal of the power supply up the negative rail, across the projectile, and down the positive rail, back to the power supply.

This current makes the railgun behave as an electromagnet, creating a powerful magnetic field in the region of the rails up to the position of the projectile. In accordance with the right-hand rule, the magnetic field circulates around each conductor. Since the current is in opposite direction along each rail, the net magnetic field between the rails (B) is directed vertically. In combination with the current (I) across the projectile, this produces a Lorentz force which accelerates the projectile along the rails. There are also forces acting on the rails attempting to push them apart, but since the rails are mounted firmly, they cannot move. The projectile slides up the rails away from the power supply.

So now we replace the projectile with...

So you load the person into this specially engineered capsule and fire him to his destination. The landing zone would be in the sea, using water to break its fall.

Speeds can reach up to 20km per second, allowing you to travel to other countries within minutes, however the destination will need to have a sizable body of water for the landing zone.
Due to its extreme speeds, users will experience considerable amounts of G-force even with the pressurized suits on. A license would thus be required to use such form of transport. To obtain this license, users would have to undergo a series of G-force conditioning programs.

Yeah, so look out for this revolutionary transport system in the near future. :)

Time travel

2010-08-15T07:00:00.003+14:00

Took a 5 hour nap this afternoon, that's 5 hours wasted -_-
Wasted like gone forever, like it wont come back even if u prayed for it to come back for 5 hours, and end up losing another 5 hours making it 10 hours wasted. Forever.
Research has shown that time travel may actually be possible. In 2009, a rocket scientist discovered that when you walk backwards, your brain neuron activity slows down by 55%. If you try doing a simple maths sum walking backwards, u have a 55% increased chance of getting it wrong. The sum of the numbers 5 and 5 would give you 10, and the scientist deduced that slowing down brain activity was equivalent to time travel.
He concluded that if you do not take x hours of nap, you would save x hours of time each day, effectively bending the 4th dimension. His formula: Time travel = x hours of nap - y hours of nap you feel like taking, where by a negative answer means traveling back in time and a positive answer means time wasted.
e.g I took 5 hours of nap today, but i dint feel like taking a nap.
Thus, (x=5)-(y=0) = +5 hours wasted.
In conclusion, naps are a waste of time.

Sources:
www.rocketscience/timetravel_documentary.com
www.youknowthisisbullshit/timetravel_is_impossible.com

-Bored,
Stickx

2009-05-28T07:25:00.002+14:00

y NSux?

-cannot play with my girlfren
-cannot watch movies
-cannot kanoe
-no time to step out of the house
-gayness regimentation
-gayness guys everywhere
-crappy metal spring meshed 3-inch sponge beds that probably been used since WW2 till now

sigh... low morale, low determination, low everything.
Gotta be positive. NS is slightly better than hell. Lawl

Limit

2009-05-04T01:59:00.003+14:00

Its my first time running 11km, and clocked a time of 52mins 33 sec. Well, my right knee held up till the 18 min mark b4 it started paining. So for remaining 34mins, my left leg took the extra burden of my weight. Now my left calf damn ache, can barely walk without limping like a retard.

Miss rowing, tried riding a k4 but failed terribly, a female k4 leh! i damn chui now. On a better note, my wow character managed to obtain her 1st ever t8 legs! zzz, feeling sian again cus i have to book in to camp in an hour. GTH NS!

(go to hell)

Funny

2009-03-17T05:42:00.002+14:00

Promised Lee that i will post some funny letter up here but unfortunately, my scanner is playing games with me and just wont let me scan the letter in. Will try again tomorrow, gonna sleep.

POP

2009-03-14T23:37:00.003+14:00

Yay pop loh!
A few more days and pop will be over :(
Gotta be on high alert now... Something suspicious is happening and no one wants to tell me.
Should have made it clear that what ever discussed in the room stays in the room...
Goin to have to find the source and shoot him sia. Or maybe i am just paranoid. Hope i am.
Grrrr. I wanna row.

pop

2009-03-09T02:14:00.003+14:00

8 weeks and 4 days.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Almost there aldy.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Its 8.17pm, and i need to book in at 9.30pm
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I cant wait to pop.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I hope i am not late for bookin.

WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SINGAPORE!! POPing soon loh!

Almost there

2009-03-01T18:21:00.002+14:00

9 weeks of BMT is finally reaching an end. Only 7 more working days left wahahaha.

To Lee and the rest of me fellow Avatar frens:

Yes, there are plans for three live-action films. The showbiz magazine Variety announced on January 8th, 2007 that filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan has signed a 3-picture deal with Paramount's MTV Films and Nick Movies to write, direct and produce a live-action film adaptation of "Avatar: The Last Airbender." The film version is to be produced at Paramount. The first feature film will be titled "The Last Airbender" to avoid confusion with James Cameron's unrelated film "Avatar." The movie is expected to be released in theaters on July 2, 2010. Shooting will take place on stages in Philadelphia, as well as locations including Greenland. Shyamalan said in an interview for RopeOfSilicon.com that set construction will begin in August 2008.

Producers include M. Night Shyamalan, Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall, Sam Mercer and Scott Aversano. Series creators Michael DiMartino & Bryan Konietzko will serve as executive producers. As to casting Entertainment Weekly reported Shyamalan offered the roles of Aang to karate-trained Texan Noah Ringer; Sokka to Jackson Rathbone; Katara to Nicola Peltz (Deck the Halls) and Jesse McCartney is in talks to play Zuko.
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417299/faq#.2.1.13)

Live action Avatar ftw.

And lastly i want to thank mr.Qiang for helping me with the interviews, and hopefully his hardwork will pay off! Pray...
The best is yet to be.

Gold for me

2009-02-15T18:47:00.002+14:00

Field camp -> done
SITest -> done
Nade throw -> done
IPPT -> gold
Knee -> busted
Weight -> +2kg (8 more to go)
Intelligence -> -5 due to helmet of stupidity
Boredom -> +999
Sandfly bites -> more than 40
Hair -> 1 week long
Muscle ache -> trouble making coffee
Pew pew range -> Not yet
SoC -> Not yet
MP interview -> pray...
Confine -> nvr kenna yet.
Tug 'o' War -> heave... hoh...
Best PT -> on track

This is my 3rd book out! 3 more book outs and i pop loh!
Happy belated valentines day to everyone. Sorry i dint get anything for my valentine...
Gonna have to start applying to NUS and NTU, 1st choice would be NUS life sciences, followed by bioengineering then chemical engineering.
Man i miss Singapore...

Coach says doing push ups can get very strong too.
New daily regime: 120 - 300

Booking in a few hours time. Time now is 15 Feb 1329hrs
-h.bdae-

Confinement

2009-01-26T05:38:00.002+14:00

Yay 2 weeks of confinement is over. My hair barely grew, left my civilian glasses on the island and chinese new year is round the corner (actually its 5 mins CNY). I really hate wearing my NS glasses, so thick black and dull... can't believe i have to go visiting in those. Might as well kiwi it totally black to make it look like shades. lol

Unfortunately, i cant talk abt my confinement here... sighz. If you ask me to describe the 2 weeks with a word, i would use BORINGLIKEHELL. Yes thats one word. Left the island on friday noon, headed home to dump my gigantic lego block bag, then headed down to mac to work. It was fun to see everyone again! Next morning was the crappiest work day at mac... Running up steep 35 degree hill for 4 mins at a go was incredibly painful and pushing someone up the same hill was worse then pushing twr'o'pisa down. At the end of it, my legs were cramped out and twitching on its own.

Reading random internet posts and jokes atm, blog surfing. 1 min more till CNY.

New Year

2009-01-04T17:48:00.008+14:00

Another new year, 2009, the year where i get to hold a gun and go pew pew. WOW only on weekends is gonna be sad... I will surely miss my girlfriend, but i am sure she will wait for me to turn her on again when i get to come home.
Also gotta put my Mac work on hold for the time being, until after BMT which lasts for 9weeks. Hopefully Qiang and rope me in and make me his understudy.

Good times i had working at Mac:
Lam

Buff man bob

Gay goh

Lee (my wife)

Qiang & Lacus

Frm left: Me, Lee, Khool

Sam & Lacus

Frm left: Gay goh, YinYang, Lacus, Lam

Frm front: Gay goh, YinYang, Sam, Lam

Frm left: Jam, Sam, MingS, Gay goh, Jory, YinYang, Khool, Niklo, Lacus, Qiang

Frm left: Auntie, Willing, Ndrea, Bell

Frm front: Wee, Suzy, err?, Rning

Lazy to list.

Too many to list.

Lazy and too many to list anw.

WEILING

LUCAS + CLIFTON

LUCAS

Got so many more, but too lazy to put it up... sigh.
I dont owe anyone, nor does anyone owe me money any more!

Lunch

2008-12-24T06:11:00.002+14:00

After my morning shift at mac, i went down to coro for lunch.
I was starving.
When i reached golden rooster, i found it was closed.
Sad face ):
So i walked over to my aunts curry wok place and guess what, it was closed.
Really sad face D:
Spent the next 5 mins dragging myself to serene center mac to eat.
Happy face :D
Went home and slept like 3 hours.

So many people owe me monies:
E-meng -> 50
Lee -> 14
R-ning -> 2
E-vone -> 2
Immo -> 40g

You are now blacklisted here and i will nvr forget! muhahahhhahhhaaahhahahahahaha

6 years ago

2008-12-21T06:11:00.003+14:00

Primary school reunion today! I must admit that i thought it was gonna failz with only a handful turning up.

Everyone met up at 12, and i cant believe that lots of them reached there before me!
Had lunch at THAI EXPRESS, i ordered 'Phat Thai Noodles'.
Phat: commonly used backronym "Pretty, Hot And Tight". or "Pretty, Hot, and Tempting"

Moved down to Char's house to hang out. Watched Scary Movie 1, which was WTHPPSADASDAGJASFA!!! Then we played 8-man AssHole 'Big-2' card game!
Dinner at Botak Jones and Pool at some RC.

Heres a list of who turned ups:
Chiny - Wearing contacts
Winnie - ERP boi
Joey - Dye Hair
Zhening - Music DJ
Ronguo - Stick Man
Lucas - Me
Cephas - Buff boi
Ernest - Officer truck sectary driver
Ryan - Hog Nyar
Darius - Eat Fish n Chips without tar tar sauce
Charmaine - Klapto-ed her fries
Nicole - Nvr touched Cephas ass
Jasmine - Has a PSP
WeiXin - Dun like dealing cards
Isabel - Toy Camera
SerHui - Nvr join us for dinner
LiJie - Phat

Thats 17-ppl! Unbelievable. Lets hope more will turn up in future reunions.

Caught screening cards.

--

2008-12-17T02:53:00.002+14:00

Its been a while since i typed here... maintenance is on so might as well waste some time here.

ramble
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some random word definition
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[video]

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attempt at a joke
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lame comment

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pun on a word
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Yeah and thats the way i like to format my blog posts. :)

Prom

2008-11-29T02:24:00.002+14:00

Prom was immediately after my 4-day long Bintan holiday trip.
Prom was at Fullerton Hotel, 7pm.
I alighted at Raffles Place MRT at 7.05pm.
Finally reached Fullerton Hotel at 7.20pm.
All the guys were in Jackets and Suits.
All the girls were in Dresses and Heels.
It was CamWhore night, the food sucked, but the atmosphere was fun.
Clubbing after prom suxed, nvr will i enter a club ever again.
Spent the night at Yen's house, as he did not allow me to go home at 6am.
Thats when the MRT line starts operating.

My Dwarf Priest is now at level 74.

Tomorrow, i shall go Mac and start work.
Work 2-shifts, one in the morning and another in the evening.
I hope no one tags my photos on facebook cus of the stupid emails.

"Prom" is the short for: Promenade
nvr knew that.

untouchable

2008-11-19T03:20:00.004+14:00

Teo's time: 46mins 46secs
Lee's time: 47mins 30secs

And teo wins again. Pwn u lee.
2 days to end of exams.

HEAD SHOT 7million over views.

Gun Recoil Owns

Sometimes fail vids are so damn funny:

3 days more

2008-11-18T03:59:00.003+14:00

Bio was hard, so we need to watch some elmo.

And Kermit the frog. --> THE FROG <--

Youtube.sorry.

new life jacks

2008-11-16T03:41:00.005+14:00

Wahzz...

Lots of new people entering the team, from what i heard, nearly 50 people made it pass the gruesome time trial.
Lots of girls! and of guys too.

I interviewed one of the qualifiers.:

Me: I am doing an interview for my blog. Whats ur name.

Clifton: Clifton, but please don't use my real name.

Me: Ok, i shall refer to you as Lee, will that be fine?

Clifton: Yeah thats fine.

Me: Ok Lee, what timings did you clock?

Lee: Well i got a mere 1.45 for 500m and 3.45 for 1000m.

Me: Were you satisfied with your results? Its sounds really fast!

Lee: It is indeed fast, but i still did not manage to beat my arch rival, Teo, time of 1.44 and 3.44.

Me: So who else made it into the team?

Lee: Alot of guys and girls made it in, around 50?

Me: My gawd, thats alot. Can i have some names of the ppl who made it in please?

Lee: Errm, well most of the former members made it. The new ones are Aymen, Weelina, Suxxane, some MUS and mjc ppl.

Me: Wah so many people... Won't it be a litle to crowded?

Lee: Nah, the shed is relatively big... and... err...

Me: err?

Lee: I think like half of the people are gonna like leave, after they see the real training program...

Me: Woah, whats the real training program?

Lee: The easiest training is usually on the wednesdays, with 5km run, followed by 2 sets of 10km which is to be completed within 1hr 30mins. Then its 8 sets of 1km sprints and 5 sets of 250m sprints at max power. Then another 5km run. And finally some ball game. We would play captain's ball as it builds our teamwork.

Me: Wow, captain's ball sounds fun to me.

Lee: Omg i would thing its the worst part of training... We use the 20kg weight discs as the ball and have to tie 5kg dumbells on our legs! And we cannot stop playing till someone faints due to exhaustion.

Me: Woah! Sounds like a rough ride to me... How do you even manage to handle it?

Lee: Oh i get my motivation from Teo. I want to beat him so bad..., but have thus failed so far.

Me: Teo sounds like a really tough guy. I dont see any tough looking guy besides you around. Where is he?

Lee: He's currently taking a extended break. His currently with the monks in Dover hill, doing his mental training. I can't do that training yet as you gotta be at least 18.

Me: I see. Alrite thx for the time mr Lee. Bye.

Lee: Welcome. And yeah dont put my real name pls. Thx.

And that concludes the interview.
Please note that some facts may have been exaggerated.
Gratz to all that made it into the team!

Lich King

2008-11-13T05:09:00.004+14:00

The expansion is out tomorrow, the 13th.

My exams end tomorrow! + one week, the 20th.

Yes, Maths was hard.

Mr Shun," Yeesss?.... So how was iiitttt??? Can pass or not...?"

Chem is finally over.

Shadow Priests can beat all classes hands down.

Played some DotA today. New map out, version 6.57.

Heavy storm rain downpour today while playing DotA.

Rellly really heavy, with all the lightning and thunder. Cant see 2 meters out my window.

Bloody lightning tripped my house not once, not twice, but 3 TIMES.

And each time it trips, my house goes into total darkness, and my fish tank filter starts leaking.

1) Take my handphone and turn on flash light mode.

2) Walk to kitchen and take oven mittens.

3) Wear mittens.

4) Open the fuse box and 'untrip' the blue switch.

5) Take towel and clean up the puddle of fish water around my filter.

6) Turn on computer.

7) Scream WTF! As the house trips again 10 mins later, just after i entered a new DotA game.

Mopol play utopia with me and i will help u steal his first born.

Memories

Mopol you gonna look like him soon if you dont play more soccer.

ssertS

2008-11-05T04:46:00.002+14:00

Its stress spelled backwards.

Quote frm: http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/world-of-warcraft/542708p1.html
Join the World of Warcraft stress test (PC)
Blizzard and FilePlanet join forces to bring subscribers a guaranteed slot in the beta stress test.

Want to know what all of the buzz is about surrounding World of Warcraft? Now you have a chance! FilePlanet has the connection to get subscribers guaranteed access to Blizzard's beta stress test they will be conducting over a seven-day period.

World of Warcraft is a MMORPG (Massively Moronic Online Repetitive Playing Game) which is a parody on the game World of Whorecraft, made by SnowFlake Entertainment. The latest version is an MMORPGOMFGROTFLMFAONOOBWTFBBQ, the current genre of choice. It is based in the fictitious world of Azeroth: a warring land where the denizens mercilessly annihilate any kittens, rabbits, kobolds, wolves, orcs, crazed half-demon/half-elves, and any other small moving object that crosses their path on an endless quest to level up.

The challenge of the game lies chiefly in the sheer volume of animals needing to be be interacted with. It is estimated that players need to interact with roughly one completely packed cubic mile of animals before reaching the fabled level 80; at which point you will have lost your life, your job, your friends and have become a soulless fiend eating nothing besides donuts, ramen noodles, and the occasional Slim Fast. Should you perchance need to rest your index finger for a while, you could always chat with other losers with no life, or sell plastic daggers to newbies for like 50 gold.

visit www.uncyclopedia.com for more if this shit.

I am a archetypal romantic hero. Siddhartha and Huck should meet one day and ask each other about how their lives can be so intertwined with each others even when they exist in 2 different dimensions.

Pics:

(later then put)

Laugh a bit :)

2008-10-19T20:00:00.004+14:00

Laughter has recently proved to be addictive and lethal, and is spread throughout populations via eye contact. Studies by the leading researcher in the field, Professor HeHe of China, have shown that laughter makes one hyperventilate, taking more and more gas into the brain, causing the head to explode. Additionally, in the moments leading up the explosion, hallucinations are common and normally take the form of watching Adam Sandler's "Happy Gilmore" movie, resulting in a regurgitating effect but strangely also more laugher, thus continuing the death cycle of eventual death by excessive oxygen and brain anuerisms from watching that horrendous man playing golf. Of course, this may be an explanation why Laughter Riots are so common.

-quoted from "uncyclopedia.org"-

Here are some laughables:

You can only arrange dead cats like this.

Bridge

:(

:)

<-=+'666'+=->

Funnies:

Yes i did klapto this pics from random sites so here are my acknowledgments:
1) icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
2) humor-in-photos-and-pictures.blogspot.com

Motivated

2008-10-15T02:27:00.002+14:00

The exams nearing, feeling really unexcited.
Cheers to despair, i am embracing it, are you?

-------------------------------------------------------
Taken from http://despair.com (link)

Today, i played soccer barefooted, and now my feet hurts.

Owe me:
Mopol - 3.8(ice) + 0.1
Immo - 3.8(ice) + 3(food)
Makmoot - 3.8(ice)
Alice - My maths booklet.
Eggy - 0.4(teh-peng @BW)

TEST VIDEO

2008-10-14T06:24:00.001+14:00

Since Mopol cant seem to embed this video in wordpress for some reason, i tried it on mine and weee, it worked.

Untitled 1

2008-10-12T18:10:00.011+14:00

Some More Bunny Shots.

Bunny Clearance.

Bunny Chia

Bunny Bern

Fat Class Mascot.

Sumo Class Mascot.

Jump...

Grind...

Blur cat pic 1

Blur cat pic 2

Haha. Click on the pic below for a surprise.

Clicking on the pictures Make them grow bigger :)

Testing Google Docs.

Waht?

2008-10-09T04:07:00.009+14:00

Wart is a what?

A wart is a (taken from wiki): is generally a .... tumor, typically on hands ..... cauliflower .... Warts are .... viral infection .... and are contagious .... possible to get warts from .... towels ..... They ...... can last for years .....

Yeah so in essence, a wart is a tumor, found typically on hands, shaped like a cauliflower, contagiously viral, and last for years. My image of a wart:

And yes the black dots are tumor like thingies.

Things you should not do:
Do not use Pink Satanic looking plasters.
I mean even if you do, whats the point of using them if its not covering the wart.

Look even the the cute hello kitty is crying... not becus of the rapist beside her but at the fact that the plaster aint even on the wart.

Things you should do:
1) Laser Treatment.
2) Imiquimod Treatment.
3) Cryosurgery

Thats all of the randomness i can conjure.

Some of my newest additions to my smiley collection of MSN DP:

Reminder: By clicking on the photos, you can see them at a larger size which makes the experience a whole lot better. Feel free to grab these really cool MSN DPs and leave a comment in my chat box.

http://mopol.wordpress.com/

2008-10-06T06:09:00.007+14:00

Today, is a sad and uneventful day.
A day for mourning, and grieving.
It is a day where we say goodbye, sadly.

StickAngMonBermPantster has now be reduced to StickAngBermPantster.

It is a day where we dig a hole, and place the wooden box in.
A day, a brand new morning where we shall see the sun rise.
Today, war is declared.

http://mopol.wordpress.com <------ Don't click. I know you will click it lol. Will you? Nah. Okay, maybe if i turn on firewall and my virus scanner its safe to click. Hmm but its still risky.... Oh no should i click the link!?!?!? Ahrhhhahrhhhhhhh.

Edit: Added a hit counter on the left bar, below chat box.

Colors

2008-09-27T02:03:00.002+14:00

2 days ago was sch colors.
2day was nat'l and zone colors.
It was really boring..., receiving my 3rd nat'l and 4th zone colors.
Why do they give these color thingy to us anw?
They say it's to recognize and to encourage us, the sports ppl.
And yet the requirements to get this award is so weird...
I took part in same number of competitions as my friends did.
Won the same color and number of medals at the same competition level.
I get colors and they nvr get.
Just becuz we represent the different organization...?
No makesense rite?

Have nth lame to put up atm so bye bye. off to play comp.

exam stress.

2008-09-09T04:01:00.005+14:00

This is what happens when some people undergo extreme exam stress...
____________________________________________
Roostersyndrome
signs: when ur hair becomes that of a rooster.

3 weeks later if not treated:

____________________________________________
Hallucinationosyndrome
signs: when you think sponge bob is scary and have sharp red teeth

if not treated promptly, you turn into blue giant Mr. plankton with freaking green tongue and get eaten by bob.

____________________________________________
(x)nosyndrome. [replace (x) with either wtf, wts, wth, wtp]
This is a very serious disease. Can only be spotted using the special rabbitowtfCam.
Look hes reading a book. So harmless.

He puts down book and scratches his head.

wtf! wts! wtp! wth!? Holy gallubee... He needs to get immediate treatment right away!!!

____________________________________________
Mantounosyndrome
signs: the same with or without teh horns lol.

crap.

2008-08-26T06:41:00.003+14:00

Today is 26 august 2008. 12:41 AM.

I just opened my email and read this: "Do take note that the application deadline is Monday, 25 August 2008, 6pm."

What the pong?! So now i cant go even if i wanted to. Sighzzzzzz....

SIGHZNZNZNZZZNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZNZNZNZZZZZZZZZNZNNZNZNZNZNZ

fotto frenazy

2008-08-18T05:28:00.012+14:00

Yay photos. (YOU CAN CLICK ON THE PHOTOS TO SEE A LARGE ONE, AND ITS MUCH FUNNIER WHEN ITS LARGE!)

I am not asking you to find the similarities.

ATTACK OF THE BUNNYSHOTs (below)
shot1 failed.

shot2 was 1 sec to early. 1 sec later he would have turned right into my scope.

shot3 blardy failure.

shot4 100% kenna. Welcome to the bunny club.

shot5 fail... either scope to big or head to small.

shot6 haiz. nvr on scope. nvm he haven notice. quickly switch it on.

shot7 HEAD SHOT! wootz. this pic is awfully wrong.... sorry if small kids sees this.

Paranomic shot of my class rm.

If u notice, the girl of the left is the same as the girl on the right end of the pic. weird huh. (ghost v in middle)
lovemaths

White getting PWNED by the black one. look he just missed the blue note!!! lol
(photo taken in macdonadls. not class btw.)

reminder: (YOU CAN CLICK ON THE PHOTOS TO SEE A LARGE ONE, AND ITS MUCH FUNNIER WHEN ITS LARGE!)

Lastly, heres my newest photo added to my collection of msn display pics.

When u lag, you die shaking

2008-08-05T02:36:00.004+14:00

WelL i got my IOC (Individual oral commentary) tomorrow! AND GUESS WHAT? i've not finish preparing yet. Yes, and as the title of this post states, i am really lagging behind. So tomorrow, if i get a extract that i am not confident of, i will confirm die shaking. Cus its blardy 15% of my final English marks! WTPP (PP stands for pong pong)

Not photos yet. Sigh....

Ok these are some of the videos i have on you tube: (the slightly better ones)

and

This stuff are really old...

BP

2008-08-03T02:59:00.002+14:00

BP is not the corny scout motto "be prepared". Its "back pain".

Yes my back hurts and why? Well, i exercise lor, and exercise and exercise until i ppulled my back muscle. Left side. The strain was like a plague, from my upper back spread to my external and inner intercostial muscles, causing immense difficulty in breathing. Everytime i take a breath, pain practically burst out from my sternum, much like how a victim of a chest burster from ALIEN would feel. Pain pain pain. But that was 2 days ago. Now its much better alrdy, at least i can walk from my room to the kitchen without gasping for air. Yeah thats the end of my drama.

Once again i got no photos cus i still have not gotten my hands on them. SighZ.

Barbecue Birthday epic battle.

2008-07-29T04:21:00.005+14:00

gratz to this blog's 90th post.

I had one of teh most memorable Sunday yesterday!!! (27th july 2008)
It was an epic battle i tell you. One puny stick against 10 giants! I did my best to not answer the paper question, though until now i am clueless abt what it really means.

And wah when the giants came, i defense curl like a ball, and really i tried curl up to reduce surface area. But then before i could complete my defense curl, i kenna attacked. Damn funny the way everyone tried to lift me and yeah they succeeded. (of course lah, i how light! 62kilo nia).

So my next course of defense was the "rolling whirlwind escape move". Immediately after using that imbal move, all 10 pairs of hands lost grip on me! Wah! i thought to myself, time to zhao. But how to zhao when all ten giants are surrounding a mere stick so tighly. Haiz. I did a few more of those "rolling whirlwind escape move" but still i was inched closer to my impending doom.

THEN, in my desperate last attempt at the RWEM, (short form for the long move but in typing this i might as well have not typed this and typed the full "rolling whirlwind escape move" instead), some of the giants lost their foothold! I took this life line and dragged that giant down with me, attempting to use him as an anchor and shield to increase my body weight. Wah i felt safe for 3 sec! Phew i thought. But no.... the giants peeled the fallen giant away and continued with their assault.

I was like couple of feet away from my death pit when my uber fast ultra reflexes sensed that there as a brown, big wooden bench-cum-table near my hand! It was my last chance. Lashing out my arm, i had a vice grip on the table! Wooo hooo i thought! There was no way they could drag me down into the death pit with the heavy oak table. BUUT once again they proved me wrong. Against all laws of physics, the whole table shook and haiz, i had to let go or else later got property dmg we all will KNS.

So i happily let myself willingly into doomsday. Well, since this was my first time, let my tell you guys out there who may share the same fate as me one day. Its harmless! Or maybe i just tired out the 10 giants until they bo str left to commit their crime. Cheers! and happy birthday to Dang-man, teh magic school bus man! Also thx for the gay shades foto from the Gay-goh and the nice compilation foto from YinYang-master.

ok i promise the next post will be with a shit load of photos, including the gay shades one and if possible the fotos from teh epic battle. :)
I tot using teh instead of the makes it look cooler but now that i look at it, its dumb cus "the" and "teh" are both 3 letters, thus making it really me look like a retard to be unable to type "the"properly. I mean tot and thought, cus and because are both acceptable but the and teh, no way! Woo hoo fun fun rambling.

My revenge for losing my key and for having an affair with someone else. No key, no foto removal mauahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anw, this photo is actually one of the photos i posted long ago. :)

poke diao

2008-07-23T03:11:00.003+14:00

Sian. Last time my Ex-girlfriend bang into a boy and then kenna bashed badly. Now she kenna poke in the ass. Its the curse lah i tell you. When ever she gets a new boy friend, she will confirm get dmged. But she's a tough girl, still imbal enuf to pwn all the other ppl out there! I try get some photos of her ass wound from this incident and also some of her scars from the previous "bang the boy incident."

To my good friend who may read this, dont take it so seriously..., its not a big deal. Mistakes are unavoidable, just take even better care of her next time. Also, remember to look at teh smiley faces everyday.

Randomfotos

2008-07-22T05:07:00.005+14:00

(Fans)Perfect Fit For MSN Display Pic. For Fans and Haters of Katarang, 2 horny little kids.
(Haters)

Aang in teh "Pwn Ur Ass Anytime" mode. (below)

All that fire bending has lead to more sexier people.

Funny GIF clip for WoW players out there. (u probably wont understand if u dont play WoW)

Edit: for some reason, the GiF is not moving. ZzZ
Edit 2: The Photo of (Aang in teh "Pwn Ur Ass Anytime" mode) is wrongly uploaded. So yeah, the one below is the correct one. Many thx to Mr Lee for pointing out my grave mistake.

More to come.

Bye bye boats

2008-07-21T05:40:00.003+14:00

Today marks the day where i retire from wearing a life jacket, no water bending for me any more. :( May my blade with the smiley face and the bird shit patch-up rest in peace in the blade rack for all to admire and smile at its face :) Also dont forget to visit Mr.smiley that is located on the wall somewhere near the main doors.

Also, avatar the last airbender has finally come to an end! And holy cow is the final episode blardy cool. Aang is too imbalanced!!! Hes just too god damn strong! And omg, if i remember correctly, hes only 13 years old. The ending was really pedophilic.

Anyway, good race too all of u out there that participated in NCC'08. My next race will be SEACC'08 held in Singapore, 2 weeks after my final exams. :)
(will be uploading some funny photos in the next post i hope.)

Edit: nah just joking abt completely going into dormancy mode. I will be there every SAT!! weee

New Internet Connection

2008-07-19T06:01:00.002+14:00

After 10 days of internetless life, i am friggin happy that my internet is back again, and its even more faster now! (from 3mbps to 8mbps!!) Its been a really long time since a post has been poasted, probably due to the laziness and wow factor. Anyway, i am here cus i am bored, in those kind of situation where by I have to go sleep soon but then got a few mins left to scew around...

Got teh race tomorrow morning, (actually shud be today cus its pass 12), 10km of moving fastly with my wife and our red&white Zanpaktou (sword of doom).

Oh yeah, just remembered that Avatar chapter 16 is out! Time to go watch.

New Skin

2008-01-19T06:52:00.000+14:00

New year, new skins, new everything.
I have just decided to continue posting meaninglessly on this blog, as it serves as a great way to kill extra time which could be well spent on doing maths.

I would also like to point out that the rumor about people clocking 120km in a week is just crazy. The actual distance is 92km. And this 92km thing only lasts for the short duration leading up to the marathon. After that, the distance would drop drastically to a mere 60+km a week.

I think posting posts without illustrations are really boring... thus from the next post onward, i shall upload random pics for us all to enjoy.
Where is Monster....

New Year

2008-01-03T03:06:00.000+14:00

The start of the new year. January 2nd 2008. 1st day of school. No lessons.

Last time i posted was damn long ago. Freaking long ago. Should i continue typing bull shit into this blog?

It was cold on the water today, cold and lethargic sucks.

(: I'm done typing.

Devils Words:

2007-08-15T03:17:00.000+14:00

Lucas Test. This test is used to distinguish between primary, secondary and tertiary alcohols. Lucas reagent is a mixture of zinc chloride, ZnCl2, in concentrated HCl

CH3CH2-OH + HCl + ZnCl2 ® no reaction
1o alcohol

(CH3)2CH-OH + HCl + ZnCl2 ® (CH3)2CH-Cl + H2O (10 min., heat)
2o alcohol insoluble

(CH3)C-OH + HCl + ZnCl2 ® (CH3)3C-Cl + H2O (immediate)
3o alcohol insoluble

thats is the equation for lucas test

This one makes more sense than the above equation:

Manto Test. This test is used to distinguish between primary, secondary and tertiary Devils. Elden reagent is a mixture of mantonium chloride, MaCl2, in concentrated HCl

If it head-butt you, its primary Devil type
If it snarls at you, its secondary Devil type
If it smears his nose shit all over the small glass window in the door, its tertiary Devil type.
If it posses all three characteristics, you dont want to sit beside him.
:)

This post is dedicated to Mr.Manto

Smiles

2007-07-14T04:51:00.000+14:00

B'div 2nd, C'div 2rd, A'div 3rd!
Good job guys!

The blog had to be revamped due to some weird template background error.
Recently added the chat box and hit counter (:
I'll be looking for some better music for the blog, any ideas on which song to choose?

Meanwhile i would like to share this with everyone who loves MATH. (Thx to Jake)

Yup i know its hilarious.

Funny!

And finally a Must Watch Video:

If its laggy, click on the vids and watch it directly from you-tube.

Downtime

2007-07-06T04:00:00.000+14:00

Due to the recent earthquake in the southern part of Kluklania, many internet cables were destroyed and thus excess to the cyber world was made impossible until these cables were repaired.

Video taken from a handphone camera.

Unfortunately, whilst the cables were under repair, we were seiged by an army.

They dont look like much but these vicious race has telepathetic powers, capable of rendering thier foes dead with just one look.

Caught unprepared, we were forced to retreat back to our main-land. Bombs and shells rained down upon the cities like buckets of hot water.

Bomb Class: T-33 [500-pound bomb also known as the Whistler]

Suprisingly, our military had predicted these bombings and quickly acted to the situation. Blue-greenish fields of Endoplasmic Phase Rejectors (EPR) was projected from huge dynamo like machines placed in strategic locations all over our high rise flats. These shields stretched across our entire main land, protecting us from the barrage of bombs.

Works like the video below:

The enemy then sent in thier ground infantary, which were all gunned down by our Auto Cannon Emplacemnts (ACE). Next, Sentrians were sent to try breach our EPR sheilds. Our ACE guns were ineffective against these highly armored vehicles as they had Collision Deflector Tractors (CDR) which easily rebounded our shock-pulse rounds back at the ACE guns. Also they zipped across the battle field very quickly making our homing rockets useless as well.

ACE guns

Sentrians with their CDR hoods.

All hope was thought to be lost as the enemy has managed to breach our EPR shields. Suddenly, there was a metallic scream and a flash of blinding white light. The familiar "Transformer" theme song played from all the vehicles, vending machines, casette tape recorders. It sounded some what like this "Transformers, robots in disguise.... Transformers, its more that meets the eye..."

Flash of light.

There was another flash of light and BAAMM, all the vehicles and vending machines, casette tape recorders, photocopy machines, iPODS turned into cool shiny robots which called themselves AUTOBOTS. The legion of Autobots charged at the enemy and raped thier asses inside out. And the day is saved... thanks to the Transformers!!!

Transformers:

And this concludes my side of the story on why this blog has not been updated for such a long time.

to make up

2007-04-27T02:19:00.000+14:00

to make up for the crap previous post, here are some vids for everyone =P

woof woof

hit and runoffthetableanddietoo

results of a stellar education of 4 years plus.

blooper special:

"NOT FUNNY" haha.

and a random pic to finish off!

dog-tur. go see a dogtur when you're sick. an apple a day keeps the dogtur away.
hardee har har.

monster.

missing

2007-04-25T03:34:00.000+14:00

missing: handphone usb cable
implications: no pics

but its ok, we can type. (this update was forced upon me by the co-moderator, thus it is lacking true inspiration)

firstly, the hit counter has been relatively stagnant. no exponential growth has been observed, contary to what we have expected.

secondly, dota is now officially boring. so is school.

i thus conclude that the only meaning in life is food and sleep.

hah lousy blog entry. nvm we shall now talk about seaturtles.

seaturtles were once abundant in the water bodies of singapore, i.e. kallang and macritchie. however, due to many man-powered water vehicles, the seaturtles now face a new danger in their once-peaceful lifestyeles. many a seaturtle have been a victim of a water accident, resulting in the seaturtle's death and a relatively loud, more or less audible "clunk". thus a life of yet another seaturtle would be suddenly shattered and ended, just like that. leaving behind a broken family of seaturtles.

seaturtles are getting extict, do your part. start sailing.

my turtle is turning blacker everyday it comes out in class. co-moderator is to be blamed for this.

heck, lets add in a poem for fun.

one day in a body of water
there was calm, peace and still.
then a bubble rosed to the surface-
then popped, like it was never there.

then, without warning-
more and more came, faster
and faster. without ceasing.
the calm surface now a struggling turmoil.

steam, rising. clouding your vison.
heat, radiating rapidly, ceaselessly.
then, my instant noodles was ready to be cooked.

yawn.

Cornstant Landom Mosion

2007-04-19T05:34:00.000+14:00

A smile a day keeps retardness away.

"Where the shit is the goal keeper?!?!?!!"

"Tiam lahz. I went toilet shee shee cannot arh?"

Homo bunnypiens

Smile some more.

Some cool MSN display pics. I love the middle one the most.

"KAWAI!!!!"

Toilet CCTV camera catches Tom taking photo of Harry's Dick.

"WAH SHIT SO DAMN FUGGLY!"

Cornstant Landom Mosion

"wanna piece of meat boy?!"

2007-04-05T04:32:00.000+14:00

Splosh!

Capsize today lorx.
He tried something new,
rowed a funny pull,
blades sucked into water,
flop he goes down.

I row until sian,
go there see can help,
sitting on the water,
taking his rubber band,
escort him out of lanes.

Went too close his face,
gonna bash his head,
faster turn left evade,
boat play rock'n'roll,
slap 5 times in 1 sec,
failed to hold myself.

Lollerskates! ARH! What on earth am i doing. SHIT!
I am not pissed i capsized.
I am sad at the fact that my reason of capsize is too lame.

:)

MONSTER update!

2007-03-24T04:54:00.000+14:00

as promised, and as the stickz demanded, here's the update before the weekend.

right, more pics and pics alone.

game of life , with my cousins:0_o my car, my life?

stickz went nuts over this:

bed:mtv cribs? ._.

emo dog:(look at what's on its head)

dinosaur:

Mr. bio prac radish:

doggy:unphotogenic doggy

getting tired, pic of the day!:

fun times (:

that's all for today plz tag and feedback, comment or flame!
monster.
next update will be by stickz, and lets pray we'd understand him.

2007-03-14T03:06:00.000+14:00

Background change phase one complete.
Still left with the song change and the lacus main wrap background.

Photo(below) taken in China, ShaoQi province, 1993. This is the picture of the famous "huang he" or yellow river. If you heard of the dead sea, the water here is 100 times denser that than of the dead sea. Why is this so? Urea is composed of salts and water. We find urea in pee. The yellower your pee is, the saltier it is. Due to the overcrowding population of ShaoQi province (43 million people in a land area 4 times of singapore) there is a lack of proper toilets and thus the government opened this river to pubic peeing purposes.

The water in the yellow river is so so so so so so so so DENSE that it is at least 1000 times denser than your body. As shown in the picture below, 3 guys, weiging 60fg, 70kg, 70kg, respectively, are walking on the hyper dense water. BUT, falling if you ever slip while walking on the water and fall face down, you are gonna be screwd big time. Think water potential.

These are some of the unfortunate victims that fell face down. Sadly, due the great water potential difference between our bodie's and the river's, the genes that codes for our facial features gets screwed up. I pray for these people(below) that they will regain their original faces. (i dont think makmoo's will be of any difference lol)

There were actually some weird cases where falling into the river caused a unusual rapid muscle growth. One good example would be clinton.(below)

If you dont ask your friends to visit this blog, this guy(below) who fell into the yellow river shall haunt you for eternity. ROAR!

A bridge design proposal that is to be built across the yellow river. (click on pic to see details) (you should do what i asked you to do)

Owl sleeping. "hooot"

PS: just jking lah henry. JH haha.

Stick is Posting

2007-02-16T04:21:00.000+14:00

Happy Post-Valentines Day / AGAPE day.

One of the days where you get chocolates raining from all corners of the ceiling.

Known as the Arrow-into-Heart day, so many ppl kenna shot still nvr die. Amazing.

Va. Lent I NES gameboy = I lent Va. NES gameboy. where Va. is a person's name.

Giving real flowers > Giving plastic flowers > Giving paper flowers > Girl refusing flower.

Eat chocolate kenna sore throat.

Agape = AgApe = Ag Ape = Silver Monkey = Fashion Stuff <- Click
Squirrels loving Net

The day where i dint get any flowers.

Maybe cuz i dint give any.

The day where romeo and juliet fell in love. Refer to Here

Happy Silver Monkey day!

HAPPY 71ST POST

2007-02-10T16:12:00.000+14:00

71 (: heck who cares. sorry for the lack of updates, can go blame in on school if you want.

"My name is Sylvia.

I am one of over 100 million sheep raised for wool. I am on a 14-tiered ship from Australia, headed for the Middle East where I will be ritually slaughtered while fully conscious."

wow this made me sad ):
read the full thing here

NO. here.

cb took me so long to hyperlink it. it better work 0_0

ANYWAY. back to the post, more pics. poor sheep though.

OH BTW DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE WAS THAT RANDOM SHEEP THING UP THERE? its cos i was trying to find out how to spell "SLIVA". the liquid in your mouth? the one with amylase. so i googled all possible different spellings, but in vain. i only found that sheep, slyvia. ):

Chapter V- Adventures in the Bio Prac

PART 1. the noble attempt to view, err slivia. sliva. SER-LIE-VA. you all know right!

eyepiece view. what on earth is that? then OMG WE FOUND MORE

WAHAHHA MY SER-LIE-VA comes in ice cubes.
but, upon further consideration, we concluded that that must have been the ice from my bundung drank during recess. lol jk we CONCLUDED that it was the iodine crystals from the iodine we tried to stain the silva with 0_0

PART 2. the night of the bloody cow.

40X magnification. eeeew its MAKMOO'S BLOOD.

then, at 100X.

0_0. after years of scientific research on this specimen known as makmoo, we can only conclude that his brains flow in his blood.

Part 3. Comic Relief

you all know the test tube finger pop thing? done in class to irritate teachers?

well i just went to take a vid for those ignorant ones. SIGH so much hard work.haha.

(the sounds on the vid's really soft)it was hard taking the vid by myself. had no hands, so i had to use my tongue to hold the cam. haha jk i used my chin la. lol jk i tried to but ended up with the bio textbook. aptly suiting.

ANYWAY. so naturally i did that in the bio prac, like any one would do.

but OMG

*insert hysterical laughing fit* and im sorry jw2242 for that little piece that flew at you lol.

stupid testtube?

somehow this looks strangely artistic.

OK THATS ALL FOR NOW. NEXT UPDATE SHOULD BE BY STICKZ
enjoy your bio pracs, bio owns physics =X
monster.

Laughing Out Loud

2007-01-23T03:30:00.000+14:00

"lol", what is it? Lets see...

http://www.computerhope.com/jargon/l/lol.htm reads:

LOL:

Shorthand for Laughing out Loud or Laugh out Loud, LOL is the most commonly used chat expressions to illustrate you are laughing during a text conversation or that you found something funny. LOL is also less commonly short for Lots of Laughter and Laughing on Line and is also often substituted by LAL, LAWL (Laughing a Whole Lot), and LOLZ. Although already an abbreviation LOL is also sometimes abbreviated even more as LL.

Finally, LAWL is also used as a slang term that phonetically spells out 'lol'. This is often said in the real life or over VoIP by someone who may type in lol a lot in chat.

A whole lot of bull crap rite? Check out the illustrations below!

LOL!

HAIKU KORNER

2007-01-19T03:00:00.000+14:00

for the clueless.

Haiku (俳句^?) listen (help·info) is a mode of Japanese poetry, the late 19th century revision by Masaoka Shiki of the older hokku (発句^?), the opening verse of a linked verse form, haikai no renga. The traditional hokku consisted of a pattern of approximately 5, 7, and 5 morae, phonetic units which only partially correspond to the syllables of languages such as English. It also contains a special season word (the kigo) representative of the season in which the renga is set, or a reference to the natural world.

wiki =)

What is Haiku?

Haiku is one of the most important form of traditional Japanese poetry. Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

understand? 5 syallables, 7, then 5. great fun.
here we go.

The air con is cold
Freezing, shivering we are
Please give me a hug =(
by monster

The morning sun rose
The day is long and deary
Recess we await
by monster

Stomach is so deep
Empty with air, fully filled
Shit! i'm damn hungry
by stickz

Long apples grow with seeds
Onwards down it hangs freely
Long gone in tummy
by stickz

Chemistry, how nice
Is nose flaring called lying?
Chocolate like sweet coal
by sitckz

I want a mentos
Is there one so kind to me?
Feed me ok, thanks.
by monster.

The grass is lush green
Blue and yellow, merged as one.
Creatures are dumb bears
by stickz

(i like this one)
Starch or sugars? err
To chew, or not to chewing?
I think, Chew Zhi Wei
by jw2242, monster, stickz

(jw2242's attempt. didnt turn out a haiku 0_0)
The stick counts
The cow yawns
The bear talks
I'm surrounded by retards!
by jw2242

(AND THE VERYVERY FUNNIEST)
*note: coarse language present. read at your own liablity.
U fuckin cheebye
Motherfucker chao chee bye
My lanjiao damn big
BY ELMO!

haha its really nice to read. all poems inspired by the day's happenings. PLEASE APPRECIATE EACH HAIKU OK THANKS. dont flame it, we just want constructive critisim. constructive praise better actually.
monster.

ANOTHER poem

2007-01-17T05:37:00.000+14:00

penned during lessons, inspired by boredom. we bring to you this time, a masterpeice (in our opinion) co-written and influenced by classroom circumstances.

N0-Name-Yet
by: MonsterStickZ
__________________

Amos loves penning ants
but it doesn't suit Lucas' pants
because he had a cramp
and thus had to rant.

Makmur loves to eat
So much that he shits out peat
Cuz he eat hell lots of sweets
but never let Amos leech =(

The stick is an irritating boy
who keeps lots of coi
which he planted in the soil
which grew into a toy!

FOURTH STANZA IS LOST, CANNOT FIND. will be added in when found.

__________________

iambic pentameter and all =) stressed and unstressed. thank you for reading this "masterpiece".

Oh-No

2007-01-16T04:48:00.000+14:00

I love poems. Heres another one. Please note that any names or actions mentioned below are just randomly picked. No form of bashing or flaming is intended here. Read the first post of this blog for details about this blog's disclaimer. Here goes:

Oh-No
by: Monster Rancher
__________________
Yo yo embryo!
Jing han has a mole.
Its as dark as coal,
And is hot as snow.
But he doesn't know!

Amos has a crow.
It runs on a dynamo,
And loves playing Halo,
But it always feels alone.
Yo yo indigo!

Elden loves milo.
His best subject is bio!
But he's a bit the homo,
Also known as Elmo.
Yo yo Elmanto!

Henry has no foe!
His pastime is to sow.
He really hates to blow,
But loves playing cello.
Yo yo Yo-yo!

You know who's John Loh?
He's dao like a mosquito.
Or maybe he's a tadpole,
Which swims in kopi-O
Yo yo embryo!
__________________

And once again i would like to stress that any coincidental coincidences are purely coincidental! This is a poem that i wrote in a dream of a dream, thus it cannot be in any way linked to the real realitical world.

I think i should change my blog skin soon. Its too err... wadever.

Piece of bread

2007-01-09T04:00:00.000+14:00

Piece of Bread
by Stickz Ang

A year gone like the wind blows,
A new year perched my window.
Like a piece of bread I am,
Freshly made from flour,
Ready to grow mouldy again.

The sun set five seconds ago,
Some place else,
The sun rolls into the sky.
Dough I am tired,
I shall rise again like the tide.

Water falls from the heavens,
Never into my cup.
For the coffee i drink,
Is not the rain of pureness,
But to go with my bread.

___________________________

Dunno why but alot of blogs have self-written poems so i decided to do one in my free time.
Anyway, lets talk about my school life - it can be summrised into two words: "It suxZor!", that is if u count 'suxZor' as a word.
School is always fun, but the work is always there. It has been said that Singapore students are freaking good in the exams as compared to 'Ang Mohs' but suxZor in the real world. Why?
Issit because Singaporeans all 先甜后苦 but the 'Ang Mohs' all 先苦后甜?
But if u look carefully, the reason why 'Ang Mohs' dont do well in thier exams (as students) is because they DotA and WoW whole day long. But though they suck at exams, they PWN all of us in the real world, become world beaters, inventors, famous sciencetists etc etc. Its more like 先甜后甜 to me.
So why study? Why bother mug and mug, in the end kenna PWN in the real world? Superficial stuff always is better!

Note: The above was just a dream i had, and dreams arent real because they are just a figment of our subconsious mind. And if you dont like my dream, please go read the very first post of this blog. :)
PS: I bet you wont read the 1st post of this blog.

Cry :(

2006-12-23T03:07:00.000+14:00

I hurt my girlfriend today. *sob* Hurt really badly...

KaozzZzzZzzZzzZzzZzz... Dint even see those gangster buoys...

I was with my GF then accidentally bump into them cus we were in a hurry....

Then they hurt my Nelo...

BANG SAI SIA!

Romeo & Juliet V2.02

2006-12-17T21:10:00.000+14:00

here's another update. its getting too often. in this update we shall explore the multiple-award winning play, "Romeo and Juliet" by William Shakesphere.

This is the article in question.

oh, and in case you're wondering about that thing behind

it's my bolster =) it has feet too. anyway back to the story.

As you all know, R&J is a story about love and underaged sex. juliet first met romeo at some dance, and they fell it love.

Romeo: Muah..
Juliet: mUaXx!

*editor's note: at this point in time, let us examine Romeo's mask.. looks familar, doesnt it. hmm.

and so, they promptly fall in love.
seeing how ugly and ape-ish they both are, they have a romantic date in the tropical rainforests of malaysia. a match made in heaven indeed. without further ado, they decided to get married.

Romeo: Juliet, you must meet my parents! Then we can procreate.
Juliet: oK l0rHxX wOrXx.

Romeo: This is my dad.
Dad: hi.
Juliet: hArlO rOm30 dAdx. *sMiL3*

everything went well. off to Romeo's mom.

Romeo: This is my mom.
Juliet: 0_0 wArH PiAngGx!!
Romeo's mom: nice to meet you too.

A closer look to explain Juliet's reactions..

cant really blame her. o_O

Juliet promptly fainted. Romeo's mom called Juliet's cousin, who was a joker, to bring her home. Juliet rests on her bed, covered with flowers as usual.Juliet attempts to sleep in vain, her every moment plauged by the images of Romeo's mom. She lapses in and out of sleep from sheer exhaustion, muttering "ugly.. r0m3o's mOm.. FuGlyX w0RhX!!"

Her cousin, the joker, cant help but hear..

The next day Mr. cousin met r0m3o.

Juliet's cousin (Joker): LOL its romeo!!
Romeo: What la CCB.
Juliet's cousin (Joker): ROFL your mom pwnzz0r Juliet!!
Romeo: CB joker STFU.
Juliet's cousin (Joker): LOLLERSKATES Romeo the Homo!! lmaoplane.
Romeo: OMFG you're really a joker!
Juliet's cousin (Joker): LAWL YA.
Romeo: OMFG THE JOKER!!

at this point in time, Romeo's secret identity is out.. he is in fact, ROBIN.
told you. the mask was a hint. scroll up to the first pic of romeo and notice the similairity. romeo is actually robin, genius.
and now, faced with his arch-enemy, robin/romeo has no choice but to fight..
and thus they engange in fearsome battle. Note: Now you know why Robin needs his mask when he fights.
Romeo/Robin inevitably wins, as the forces of good were on his side. the Joker after all only had his lollerskates. Note: that is not red armpit hair, its the Joker's blood.

now, Juliet suddenly teleports onto the scene.
Juliet: WTF??
Romeo: I pwned him. he called me a homo.
Juliet: yOu aRe wHaT.. i aM a gUy.
Romeo: 0_0
Juliet: zZz. ._.
Romeo: er we break up. ciao.
Juliet: k lOr..
Romeo: c ya *gallops into the sunset*
Juliet: EH WTF W8 U KILLED MY CUZZ!
Innocent by-standers: O_O
Everyone: zzzzzzzzzzz..

Thus ends the avid play, Romeo and Juliet. A tragedy right to the end, a mis-match made in heaven.
Complete and Abridged.
Thank you for reading =) i hope you enjoyed the abridged version of this timeless tale.
Thanks to Mrs. SUZpenguinZANE YEO for teaching R&J to me. Also thanks to all those who studied it with me lol.
AMOrebeluluccaS =P
USE THE TAGBOX THANKYOUS.

oh and btw. i dunno where this is from but wth.
its just wrong. my childhood =(
monster.
*edit. final book cover pic has been changed to protect forgetful privacy.
original was
put here to ease the stick's reluctance.

New skin

2006-12-15T21:03:00.000+14:00

How do u like this new skin? Please leave your constructive comments in the chat box on the right.
Thank You.

ho ho ho part2

2006-12-15T04:10:00.000+14:00

MERRY XMAS.

the techinical difficulty has been neutralised, by me not doing anything. somehow its working now. ALRIGHT the rest of the xMas pics!

lets start with some food. what's xMas without some home cooking? Note: level of success of cooked result does not matter, its the thought that counts.

oh no how terrible. hit and run? nah its just the true christmas spirit. (the real hitandrun cat pic is lost, that was really gross)

evil minions of santa? dark clones of the claus-man himself? nah its just buscaptain thingys. but still kinda spooky when they suddenly appear like that when you're at the back of the double decker bus on a nice quiet date with MCWC. haha jk.

looks evil? fake? sad? prob cos of retrenchment, due to the large cheap labour pool of the reindeer. chinese reindeer.

there's a odd one out. pretty sure this dumb idea was stickz's, or jw2242, or MCWC. hmmm

hah, the odd one out. penguin in captivity for your viewing pleasure. i think this one is the sex god. nice.

speaking of pleasure, have a closer look. if you're into S&M, this should be pretty pleasure-ful. he is the sex god after all. this will satisfy most fetishes, even if the straps arent leather. hohoho.

no more asian games =(
this should be all for now. updated as promised before xMas.
monster
and please do use the tagbox! its getting cold.

ho ho ho

2006-12-13T17:12:00.000+14:00

MERRY XMAS.

FOR A CHRISTMAS TREAT, as well as to celebrate the fact that the stick finally updated, im going to throw in on my pics and vids (non-edited. leave the edits to stickz) in a single post.

ho ho ho

follow up to what was this.

pangsai? oh no. its something much closer to heart.

uh oh..

macdonalds havent been nice this xMas. but dont sue me, i grovel.

white christmas?

no harm hoping. laughter is good too.

stay happy =) yet another in the smiley face series.

easter egg. i think its related to christmas.

ok techincal diffculties. not really (but really i think the cable is screwing up) but i cant really be bothered to fix it right now, so the xMas update will be continued shortly! (b4 christams)

watch the asian games =)
and the vid below.
monster.

FINALLY I UPDATED THE BLOG

2006-12-12T23:39:00.000+14:00

MY LATEST PRODUCTION!

StickZ presents:

LEGO RUMBLE

COOL RIGHT! OF COURSE! NOW TELL ALL OF UR FRIENDS TO WATCH!

note: This video is a little screwy becus of some resolution problem i faced when making this. Its also the reason why i took so bloody long to finish editing this.(1hr)

Update

2006-12-02T20:04:00.000+14:00

Yay! now theres a music player on the side bar

Some where here i think

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Life Jack Association.

2006-11-26T04:38:00.000+14:00

Life Jack Association.

Sorry to readers that bother to check this blog at thier free time. The vid i was working on screwed me over, and its gonna take me some time to edite 30+ frames. Its gonna take longer still cus i am currently working on another test vid becus i got pissed trying to repair the damage done to the first video. So... i hope i can fix the 1st vid by this sunday.

more again

2006-11-09T17:31:00.000+14:00

here's a quick one

say lol.
monster

videos

2006-10-28T05:19:00.000+14:00

Since the bloody monster dunno where his bones go to, i putted some vids I made .

Remote controlled gundam. Cost me US$517 from eBay.

Genetically modified blue tack. Still in testing stages. Results are unstable. Switch on the volume. This one has sound.

My favourite cartoon show on pacific satallite channel 27. (8pm to 8.30pm singapore/thailand/hongkong) Switch on the volume. This one has sound.

If you want the actual video(its much clearer), tell me so i can send you ;)
Remember to check this blog at least once every week. More interesting stuff to be posted soon.

lol

2006-10-16T02:28:00.000+14:00

did my stupid imaginary noob stickmod get rid of the hit counter? lol

here's the start of the funny stuff we have to post. lets start with the least funny, and the most mysetrious.

COOL RIGHT. haha not really. no idea what it is, but it moves. if u listen really hard and turn up the volume you can hear ppl talking about organic chem in the background. this was taken just b4 the chem paper.
btw we are not liable or responsible of any hearing impairment or losses. turn up the volume at your own discretion.

ok another treat. this was taken on an mrt adventure. here's attempt 1:

HAHAHAAH. do you see what we're trying to get? no??? OMG YOU BLIND. lucky we tried again. attempt 2:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
SEE THE SMILEY FACE ON THE JEANS LOL. YES ITS FUNNY.

more pics to come
monster =)

ok just to make up for the long not posting, LAST PIC FOR NOW.

LOL @ SEC1S
the lousy smiley face jobs was done by me armed with ms paint lol in an attempt to protect their identities. the nice pic edits will be done by stickz, the crappy ones by me =)
cant be bothered to fix the cut-out smiley floating near his head. pretend its a umm lamp or somehing.

<3, monster.

Minor Update

2006-10-11T03:33:00.000+14:00

ZzZ... Exams are nearly over.
Fixed and added some new links ---------------->
Added a cool looking timer ---------------------->

Notice: After reading this will you then realise that there is nothing much to take note of.

I AM BLOODY BORED

MORE PICS

2006-10-05T21:05:00.000+14:00

More Pics for you guys to enjoy!

Giga-SiO₂ Cannon - Gara morphs into secret 2 tail form and embeds his sand gourd on his back, turining into a destructive weapon. Also known as "Tank Mode". Casting time: 0.1 seconds Cooldown: 5 seconds. Dmg: 7000-9000 Accuracy: 95% Range: 5km(max) Type: Synergized Sand. Mana Cost: 2000 User: Gara's true 2 tail METAMORPH. He gets this secretly (after being resurrected) from Dugtrio's liar, with help from Ash. (Artist: StickZ)

Giga-SiO₂ Pulzuka - Same as above, except he compresses up to 10,000 tonnes of sand into his gourd before firing. Casting time: 30 seconds Cooldown: 5 mins. Dmg: 200,000-300,000 Accuracy: 200 degree hit rate in 7km radius Type: Synergized Sand. Mana Cost: 100,000 (and 8000 hp) User: Gara's true 2 tail METAMORPH. He learns this skill after observing how Graveller and Dugtrio earthquake attack. (Artist: StickZ)

Preview: !!!

2006-10-05T00:15:00.000+14:00

some funny funny lame dumb pics for our own ppl to see.

Super Rasengan - Summons demon fox spirit onto palms and form a concentrated ball of chakra. Unblockable move. Casting time: 1 minute. Dmg: 700,000 - 7,000,000 Accuracy: 270 degree destruction in a 10km radius. Type: Spirit Chakra. Mana cost: 10,000,000. (and 50,000 hp) User: Naruto secret 10th tail form. Artist: StickZ

Chidori-Rasengan Edge - Requires 6 tail metamorph. Enegry formed from mouth and moulded with chakra from 6 tails. Casting time: 10 sec. Dmg: 100,000 Accuracy: 70%. Type: Hyperbola charge. Mana cost: 30,000. User: Naruto 6th tail METAMORH (after Sasuke subdues 5 tail demon fox with Sharingan) Artist: StickZ

Horsey
(HorseC)
(Seahorse)
Artist: StickZ

Good Bye Your Dead!
Artist: StickZ

No Comments on this one. Too gay.
Artist: StickZ

Which Picture Do u Like most? Tag it on the tag BOX! ----------------------->

we will survive

2006-10-02T02:54:00.000+14:00

due to the current impending examinations, both co-authors of this blong have been rendered unable to update by any means.

we apologize in advance to readers who suffer any withdrawal symptoms, if any.

btw there's a funny post coming up, with pics taken on the mrt. look forward to it in one and a half weeks =)
monster.

TOLIET BOWL

2006-09-22T03:49:00.000+14:00

today i went to the ocean toilet bowl but due to a completly valid reason, i didnt have to touch the water in the toliet bowl.

when i got past the first level, the lizard, i went to rest to recover hp. then SUDDENLY KNNB GOT SECRET HIGH LEVEL COCKROACH COME OUT. THE CHEEBYE COCKROACH GOT CRAPOLISTIC FLYING-FISHCAKE-COME-AND-PUNCH-ME FACE, HOW THE HELL TO BEAT.

SO WHAT THE PONG PONG I GOT POONED BY THE CHEEBYE COCKROACH. that piece of JUKEN meat so powerful with bastard power, he give his ganaspishytic logic say 10 skacker-sise more tiring that toilet bowl training. so when i got reason to skip toilet bowl why still can go for the morning skacker-sise but cannot toilet bowl. so therefore i am wrong/slacking/lying/lacking interity/doing things at my own convinience. (LIKE HELL I'D DO THINGS AT YOUR CONVIENIENCE, basket cock-cheebyellastic-roach)

the shitomofatic cockroach made me see lizard, then must go back cockroach, after toilet bowl session must go back see lizard. and the lizard is cockroach's friend, so make more assfart nonsense.

i want to kick the cockroach's fishballs and squish its cockalodon head. go and die with your stinking juices, cockroach.

Super Heronics

2006-09-19T03:21:00.000+14:00

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What does 'i' stand for? Today we shall talking about the ironic irony the fantastically and magnificient word - "irony" The following content is to be viewed at the discretion of the readers for it contains some unhealthy and unmoral discussions that may seem explicit and rude to little kids of age 5-8 years of age. For kids of age 15 and below, i highly recommend that you have parental consent before proceeding.

First we shall discuss the ironies in science and thus disproof a physic theory.
Gamma rays form the highest-energy end of the eletromagnetic spectrum. Which means that gamma rays are super powerful and incredible and leathal rays. Standard gamma rays need like 3cm of lead(never use the 2b kind) before it can be shielded. Which also means it needs like 18cm of concrete or 27cm of COMPACTED dirt or abt 100km of air before it can be shielded off.

But the mystery is that how did hulk become a incredible hulk? You see, the Bruise Banner was shot in the ass by gamma rays emmitted from something that looks like this:

(neglecting proper regular toaster maintainence )

Oops.. wrong picture, the gamma machine is actually called a 'gamma sphere'. It looks like this:

(gamma sphere that shoots gamma into banners)

And if u recall(not using arbriter), the hulk movie shows that bruise jumped into the path of 'gamma rays' to save his stupid friend that shud have been gamma-ified. Looking at how skinny a banner is, there is hardly enough mass in it to even shield 10% of the gamma rays from his stupid friend. But miracles happens all the time man! That is what makes the hulk incredible - its ablility to bend scientific theories. The bloody gamma-rays shud have impaled through the banner and affect his friend as well. But nooo, mr friend lives without getting blown up like the bull frog. Next time soldiers will be wrapped in banners and start shooting nukes all over the place.

Some untrustworthy facts: In real life, gammaspheres weigh about 14 tons. It does not emmitt any gamma particles. Instead it deflects them. It is used to study radioactive compounds.

References: Wikipedia-the worlds most trust worthy encyclopedia, and the book titled '100,000,000 facts' by Stic Kosenburg

IMBA MUD PIE

2006-09-16T21:34:00.001+14:00

hot erotic pictures are posted below. blogger is not responsible for effects/liability caused by pictures. you are scrolling down out of your own free will.

this is the mudpie i got.

it is a very special mudpie.

and thus..

its special cos the coffee woman dunno how to make the mudpie. she FLOODED the thing with choc syrup till it was a pool of syrup =) i love her.

its supposed to look like this

(haha so small.)
or this

see! not as much syrup right. i stole (no borrowed) this from another person's blog, THEREFORE I HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR MUDPIE IS YOURS AND MINE IS MINE SO PLZ DONT SUE ME but mine is still bigger than yours =D)

yum. i just felt this blong needs a few pictures to be famous. pic = 1k words, more words = more famous.
thankyou
monster
and heck, while we're at it, why not.

=)

=(

2006-09-12T03:51:00.000+14:00

and this made me sad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZP3VMgyzUU
:(

BUTTT back to the point. (har, har a pun. buttt. but. but! geeddit!!)

PUBLIC APOLOGY

evey 590,009.34 members of the Mon-Steriens family (of genus Mon and species Steriens)are truly sorry in the infridgement of jucidal sucidal law, section 3 papayas, part pangsai, line -22.

we recongnize the public harm and discreditment done intentionally to Mr. imaginary stick and would like to take this oppotuinty to make a public statement to show our sincrest regretment in copying Mr imginary stick and resulting in disillutionating the public, causing them to think that Mr imginary stick is actually worth copying =p

therefore, in an utmost attempt to make good our relations and to prevent it from turning into hostility and distrust, we, the Mon-Steriens, hereby grant Mr imginary stick a complimentary oppotuinity to claim a hug from any of the 590,009.34 members of the Mon-Steriens family at any time and any place. also, Mr imaginary stick will be granted a one time exclusive redemption from being called a noob by Mon-Steriens (although this already hardly happens, admit it). however, terms and conditions apply. this exculsive redeption will in no way save you when the beast and jw2242 begin their verbal abuse (i.e. Lu(@$ you f!Cking noob!) on you.

thank you for your kind understanding and we wish you all the best for your future endaveours.

monster.

Copy Right Law

2006-09-10T00:44:00.000+14:00

Copy people post very funny arh? Damn fun right? You know many many people kenna catch and thrown into jail becus they whole day copy copy copy... So to prevent you from making the mistakes you are mistaking now, i going to teach you about copyright law!

Under judical law, section 53, part xi, line 23, of the copyright act quotes: "... ... copying, stealing, any form of material, text, idea, format, that is original or unique to the victim is a form of copyright"

Under jucidal law, section 3, part ii, line 42, of the punishment quota sheet quotes: " Violators of copyright act part xi to part xii are alleged to 5 strokes or a maximum fine of $10 000 or 2 years imprisonment or any combination of the stated three decrees."

However this law system only applies to homo sapiens and not Mon-Steriens (also known as Monster or its cousin, Moster). The punishment of Mon-Steriens can be found in the World M-S Control Agency (WMSCA) documents. The following are thier punishments for violating copyright laws:

Degree 1: Copying 0.005% or less
Punishment 1: 10 Slashes on the butt (if no butt, slash face)and automatic bankruptcy.

Degree 2: Copying 0.005% to 0.0051%
Punishment 2: Apply punishment 1 and slashing till both face and butt can no longer be seen and confiscation of keyboard.

Degree 3: Copying 0.0051% and above
Punishment 3: Apply punishment 1 and 2, and the extermination of the Mon-sterien species.

Therefore i urge Mr Monster to stop violating the copyright act as the consiquences are extremely undesirable. All information are 100% original and can be found here: Click here

oh and i ate 5 eggs today
done by: imaginary stick
word count: 289

Its a Weightless Burden to Me

2006-09-09T06:00:00.001+14:00

Yeah, its actually not a burden to me, and you know what? Its totally your business! cos i'm a blongger and its my business to make not your business your business. thus i shall list the reasons why blonggnig is not a burden to me.

Firstly, i do not feel very original so i'm using the stick-friend's post as a template. i suck/bite my thumb at you, turnitin.com! i cant rmb what romeo says =/

Secondly, by the non-exsisting SPRAINED ANKLE, which i didnt get cos i didnt go play soccer today, even though i wanted to.

Thridly does not exsist. =D

Fourthly, DOING WORK! WHAT WORK?? YEAH its the hols and there's no work, everyday is playday! and the lan shop at meredian suXx0r now.

Fithly, i just realese my 2 fugly fighting fishes into the downstairs pond, where i think they'd prob get eaten by the giant coil fish (which are not real coils) and the monster luohans. BUT as a peace offering to the pond god i threw in ~10 cubes of frozen bloodworms! may the fighting fishes live long and pro-create.

Lastly, because i know that i'm more normal than my imaginary stick friend, i dont have to worry as this post is at least comprehensible to 210.3% of the population of the earth. and to conclude i conclude that the indon moon is different from the singapore moon.

oh and i ate 5 eggs today.
done by: monster.
word count: 239

Its a Burden to Me

2006-09-08T04:58:00.000+14:00

Yeah, its a burden to me, and you know what? Its none of your business! But any how i still shall blog down what i fill is a burden to me.

Firstly, UPDATING of this bloody non-haemoglobin blog is A HUGE STAB IN THE HOLE back there.

Secondly, by SPRAINED ANKLE, which was sprain not in spain, but on a street soccer court somewhere not near spain at all.

Thridly, the PAIN casued by the SPRAIN is telling my nerves in my ankle to send signals to my BRAIN for me to feel pain.

Fourthly, DOING WORK! Ever stood under a rain of raindroplets? Now imagine raindroplets replaced with worksheets! That would be the end of the water cycle.

Fithly, MAINTAINING my 4.0-foot by 2.0-foot by 1.5-foot tank (2 s.f.). I have my black ghost knife, cardinals, angels, ottos, yamatos, SAEs. All so 'kawai'!!! And every alternate day i have to feed them 6 cubes of frozen blood worms (of course defrosted (not in the mirowave) one lah...). Every one week must change GALLONS OF WATER. I tried using to ten-gallon hat but it din't work.(DAMN)

Sixthly, THINKING of what to write for the 'sixthly' part. I tell you, its really really hard to sit infront of UV emmitting screens and think of ideas at the same time. UV seems to affect my eyes so i wear polarised -Nike- branded anti-UV sun glasses when i do any form of work in front of my monitor (Seriously! No joke).

Lastly, MAKING SURE this post is at least 5% comprehensible by ordinary folks like Ronald Macdonald and Elmo. I scanned through the whole post for speeling eeror and gammatic L'er so that my english educated chinese teacher would not faint if she read this.